you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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