quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Randomize
