I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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