whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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