Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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