i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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