The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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