You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
