do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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