He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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