i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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