We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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