yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
