Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
