No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
not ubering you a puppy
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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