We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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