And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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