that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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