i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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