I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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