And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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