reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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