How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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