You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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