I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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