i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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