I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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