Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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