if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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