In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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