it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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