so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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