After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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