do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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