You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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