I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sext me about skeletons
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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