I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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