Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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