Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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