i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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