Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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