I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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