i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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