Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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