he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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