Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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