D3 body, D1 cock
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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