im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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