she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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