Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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