I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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