Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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