It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I wear drunk well.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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