Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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