That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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