let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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