I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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