what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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